I Failed My Driver’s License Last Week, I’ll Have To Bike Up To Your House
I failed my driver’s license last week
Who knew there’d be a roundabout?
I also hit a small tree
I’ll have to bike up to your house
‘Cause today I biked through the suburbs
Wish I drove but I’m not allowed
. . . .
And you’re probably with that blonde girl
Who passed her test, no doubt
She’s a better driver than me
Since I hit those pylons on the ground
She’ll never have to bike through the suburbs
‘Cause she has way too much clout
. . . .
And I know I’m not perfect but that stop sign was just so not fun
And I just didn’t imagine that a red light is what I would run
Guess you didn’t mean what you said in your car to me last week
You said I’ll do fine, now I bike alone in this heat
. . . .
And now my mom is tired
Of driving me to school
I kinda feel sorry for her
‘Cause she can’t say no to a quick drive-through
Today I biked through the suburbs
And pictured I was driving home to you
. . . .
And I know I’m not perfect but that stop sign was just so not fun
And I just didn’t imagine that a red light is what I would run
Guess you didn’t mean what you said in your car to me last week
You said I’ll do fine, now I bike alone in this heat
. . . .
RED LIGHTS, STOP SIGNS
How do you parallel park out in those white cars, front yards?
Can’t drive past the places we used to go to
Until I get my G2 babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
Sidewalks, it’s my loss
Since I’m not good in traffic, you’re laughing
There’s too much noise
God, I’m so screwed, you know it’s true
But I’ll still get my G2 babe (ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)
. . . .
And I know I’m not perfect but that stop sign was just so not fun
And I just didn’t imagine that a red light is what I would run
Guess you didn’t mean what you said in your car to me last week
You said I’ll do fine, now I bike alone in this heat
Yeah maybe I’ll be fine if I just drive while being discrete
